animalistico

andi and me were having a conference chat from one room to the other when she showed me a quote from bild.de, her source of information for rainy days and nights at home.

„Ronaldo war eine Sex-Maschine. Er hatte immer Lust und war so leidenschaftlich wie sieben Gorillas zusammen.“

Ronaldy a sex machine.. ok, that was clear as klosbrühe. But as passionate as 7 gorillas... are gorillas passionate? I mean we have the stallion for the powerful rough guy like this one... then the bear for the sweet and sensitive man in his mid 30ies..., the dackel for sad looking shy guys and the mouse-thing from ice age for those, whose right eye is shivering when they are very close and on the top of the mountain, firing the rocket or entering the tunnel as a train, with a girl.

But gorillas... hm.. need to think about that..

But animals and soccer isn't just ronaldo having gorilla sex it's also all about Lucy.. Let's take a minute off and think of her in silence...

Lucy grausam ermordet
Sie war das Symbol für Oberhausens Erfolgsmärchen mit dem Beinahe-Bundesliga-Aufstieg: Mit einem rot-weißen-Fanschal um den langen Hals schnatterte die süße Gans Lucy (3 Jahre) RWO im Januar 2004 bis an die Tabellenspitze der 2. Liga. Doch nun ist Lucy tot!
Sie wurde grausam ermordet. Lucys Besitzer Anders Langer fand sie am Donnerstagmorgen plötzlich ohne Kopf.
Der oder die Täter hatten dem Tier den Hals direkt am Rumpf abgetrennt. Die Ermittlungen laufen.