linzblog
für alle linzer wiener und wiener linzer und aus g'roaste
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Wo han denn meine ötan?
I have a new addiction! I know that physical activity wouldn't be bad for me, but first I need to keep on playing this skiing game on my PC.. There's the ski-challenge 2006 competition going on right now. provided by our good old friends from austrian TV one can download the game at http://skichallenge.orf.at and practive 4 downhill races. Of course for all the freaky gamers there's a qualification via internet and also the races are online... so come on register and race me!! but can you see how sporty my flexi looks.....!!


Saturday, November 26, 2005
Friday, November 25, 2005
Fiesta par una
They're being heartless again I know its gone and there's going to be violence. I've taken as much as I'm willing to take. Why do you think we should suffer in silence? When a heart is broken there's nothing to break . (R.W.2005)
this goes to my friends out there...
ok first:
A., you are excused- sure dinner was great.
S.you are excused - how's the concert?
v's. you are excused - have a nice time in lisbon
d.; excused - have a great time in granada,
f., excused - i'm sure london is just pumping friday evening...
BUT there are some others left.. and you all forgot me.. BUT it wouldn't be me if I couldn't change dark looking evenings to a bright shiny evening in a 20m³ cube with electric sunshine. No, hey.. not so bad as it sound.. ah by the way -- Jul., the revising excuse just works once.. and it would've been the BOMB today! I feel it.. but well I released my party energy with my favourite oaschwogl sounds, xx glasses of wine, my sunglasses.. on the one picture I'm actually drinking to your health friends.. So i put my (actually v.'s..) dancing shoes on and hottet ab... Just close your eyes and think of places you love... definitely feels good.. and now.. some more dancing!

Thursday, November 24, 2005
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Monday, November 21, 2005
mei, a so a spass


little heartbroken simo

I am sad... crying, my heart is trying to keep on pumping watery red liquids through my veins.
THE CONCERTS ARE SOLD OUT..
That's all I have to say before I start my 1 year vow of silence. On August 19th I will bite my ass!
xx,
Simone
day of decision
ok. today's the day. it is 0735h and I really hope that simo's already out of her flat in linz and running to the big Raika-house. It depends on you chica! Can we go and see Mr. RW next year? Or are we doomed to suffer at home on the 19 august 2006? I am with you!
And I am also curious how I am gonna react to the outside-world when I am leaving home in half an hour to go to university because since saturday evening I've done nothing else than watching TV. And this means something when you only have 4 channels. Does anybody know about the new soap on ATV with yvonne catterfeld (sth with bride or so)? Because they showed 4 episodes in a row yesterday afternoon and it felt as if my TV wanted to challenge me: "I am stronger! I play the weirdest shit so that you HAVE to do something else than watching me!! heheheh!!" ... but sadly I won.
but..new week, new luck! I am socializing again! BWZ I'm coming!
Saturday, November 19, 2005
ich war schneller!
ha..julia.. siehste.. ich war schneller!
grade nach hause gekommen von meiner ganz wunderschönen feier auf einer anderen feier in der rathausstraße. Ich erinnere mich an einen überdimensionalen flipflop von theresa (teresa?) und an jan, der mit seinem einzelnem ei (aber das is dafür überdimensional) und cuba libre ankam. marcellos und nina, die finnenfrau, waren auch da. vali incl. combo hat das feld gestürmt und matzi war verstört. Und da war natürlich noch unser lieber mauki, der krautköpfe zum snacken herhielt und jan hat sich eine pizza gebacken, fast holzofen-like, wie beim italiener. Aber verständnisvoll war trotzdem keiner.
Dies soll auch gleichzeitig eine erinerung sein, für den Sex/Love/Money-Blogeintrag, der demnächst folgt!
Friday, November 18, 2005
Is it a good week?
definitely not. it's the stars which make us going crazy this week... Julia, you were right. even internet horoscopes agree about it... so, whatever happens and makes you feel bad... it's not your fault... it's fucking Merkur and all the other konfliktgeladenen sterne!
from Swiss Sonntagszeitung:
Aktuelle Konstellation: Seit dem 1. Oktober läuft Mars rückwärts und konfrontiert uns mit Altlasten. Ab morgen tut es ihm der Planet Merkur gleich. An ein schnelles Vorwärtskommen ist deshalb nicht mehr zu denken. Und einfache Lösungen gibt es auch nicht. Dafür sorgt Saturn, der Planet der Hindernisse und Widerstände. Was bringt die neue Woche? Konfliktgeladene Sterne halten uns in dieser Woche auf Trab. Die Ungeduld ist gross; umso mehr erzeugen die bremsenden Sterne Stress und Frustration. Zukunftspläne müssen auf Eis gelegt werden; stattdessen sind Vergangenheitsbewältigung und Schadensbegrenzung angesagt. Wer in einer Sackgasse steckt, sollte schleunigst umkehren!
Thursday, November 17, 2005
GOD??
If you could imagine an expression which presents massive unexpectedness than do so. Ok. and then put that on my face and imagine me sitting in the train from vienna to linz this evening and clicking on the "read out loud" button in my Adobe Acrobate Reader. GEEZ! Did you know that??!? So I listened to this male, dark voice which sounds like one suffering from kehlkopf (larynx) cancer AND wearing a darth vader helmet... But he read my boring SAP document.. and it was like a voice from above, silently reading me to sleep!


Wednesday, November 16, 2005
if you have a minute...
..try this game:
http://grant.robinson.name/projects/guess%2Dthe%2Dgoogle/
you have to guess the google-keyword which displays the given pics...
I am now depressed how bad my english actually is :(
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Monday, November 14, 2005
Sunday, November 13, 2005
Love Chase II
ok, i know.. it's really sick to use a blog to deal with someones (oneselves) things that happened during the day.. but hey, i do that. and why? to read it in some years and hopefully laugh..
ok today was a really nice day. i slept long, without feeling guilty! I had a great breakfast with my two girls, watched desperate housewives and just let saturday pass by.. Nice! Andi and me decided to cook real food (bulletten mit kartoffelbrei) and invited luisu and janne over to join us. It was really nice to have j with us so spontanous and the dinner was great.. at least I enyoyed it! lusu joined andi and me at café bendl which I just can recomment for austropop fans, music managers, opposition oriented people and all the rest of you students out there!! Is's really great! so comfy, and "do geht's um goar nix"! And of course it wouldn't be a saturday evening without a love chase.. this time his name is "the guy with the curly black hair opposite of us with the green jumper". And at café bendl everybody is throwing bierdeckel (beer coasters) at everyone else. and so did the rest of the crew. fight! First I was realls restricted but after a few hours sitting in the middle of the two parties fighting each other, I thought of using the bierdeckel for my advantage.. Unfortunately I always aimed at the right one, but it flew just anywhere.. Damn! Well after 6 hours in there (time is just passing by!!!) I waved him over.. he was nearly loosing conciousness because of andi's constant bombardement with bierdeckel. But he didn't get the waving thing and chucked a beer coaster at us! yep,... nice! So that was my love chase II this week. At least I got engaged this evening!!
good night,
your distracted girl in vienna
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Thursday, November 10, 2005
CRIMES FROM THE PAST
If you commit a crime in your youth it must be elliminated by the time you turn 18. It's a law and it makes sense. Now, have you ever googled a name? And I don't mean Michael Jackson or Madonna; I mean your neighbour's name, an old friend or someone you hate?
If the answer is no - you're a liar!
I googled my name and horrible things were listed. for example a picture of mine. I mean - what is this shit?
So this is my demand to the nation:
WE HAVE TO GET RID OF THAT OLD CRAP. IT'S EMBARASSING - IT'S SHIT - IT'S A HOUNTING ZOMBIE THAT SHOULD BE KILLED FOR GOOD!
Support is more than welcomed.
arguments
I had my tutorial today and it all went fine. But what do you think: Is society the solution to nature's randomness, or are we still a part of the circle of life?
hm ...
the love chase
i fell in love yesterday. It all happened when HE entered the tram No.5 at altes akh. HE sat down in front of me and I was all pushed with self confidence, because of some good missy elliott songs in my ear.. We had quite a long journey together.. like 10 mins..
After that I left No.5 and switched to tram D.. and... tatataaa he followed me, or we followed each other .. this is the moment where stevie wonder starts singing.. in tram D I lost sight of him. Leaving him for the second time, and not knowing when and if I would see him again, made me sad.. but the sky was bright again after a few seconds because it seemed that the long and winding road of life will be walked by both of us a little bit longer. So the WU was our place to be. WU in the place to be, big love in the place to be, so Stranger shout out to public housin,I brought the whole hood with me! yo gangsta..
ok, where was I... ok yes, right.. him and me happily ever after at WU. He gave me a strange look and startet walking a little bit faster after he recognized that I was walking after him. Still. Again. ... I interpreted this as a good sign and saw myself as the guy from the comic with the two skunks.. this french speaking skunk.. remember? pepé LePew was his name... so after him nearly starting to run I had to walk another way because I met andi in the library... so i cast a spell on him and went... But lucky me, I saw him 3 times again because he also met a guy there and again in the tram back home.. so romantic isn't it... and guess how he's called...
the guy at WU with the red hood. - nice name, no? ahhh..
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
indi
Uh, my weekend trip to Austria was great. And I found a little dog on one of my walks; it looked so lost and helpless, but still strangely familiar.
Monday, November 07, 2005
FISCHI!!
Dear Fischi,
Stay away from the Themse!!
http://www.orf.at/051106-93072/index.html
aber man kann auch ohne drogen lustig sein.. heute gesehen, ganz empirisch an mir selbst. Ich hatte im buffett ein semmerl mit käse so oben drauf. und da war extra viel drauf, voll knusprig und den hab ich dann runterkletzlt und gegessen... SE best kann i da nur sagen! und dann hab ich auch noch zufällig meinen minuten zeiger vom handy sich um eine minuter weiterdrehen gesehen! schön! ja und was euch heute so glücklich gemacht meine schäfchen?
saturday night fever

saturday was real fun... in the afternoon a bus full of kind-of-crazy upper austrians picked me up to go to Eisenstadt to play a classical concert in the ORF Landesstudio Eisenstadt. The only condition was to bring an instrument and so I went to my beloved SEWA-store before and bought a 1.40-€-flute..HAPPY FLUTE! and there was this offer I couldn't resist... disco balls in all kind of sizes...so I took a bunch of them... Mum, be happy, we gonna have a 70s christmas tree this year!!! hm..back to the story... Eisenstadt kind of disappointed me, no it was almost scary, no people, no lights in the houses, reminded me of a ghost town.
But the concert was great!! Carmen ouverture, danube waltz, perdonne mobile, incl. ballett, 3 tenors and a camera! I'm sure I was in Burgenland heute yesterday.. my 15 minutes of fame were over soon and in the bus back to vienna i heard the most awful expression for "going to the toilet big" - zitat: "waun bleibn ma denn steh? I muaß ma a stong lehm ausm kreiz pressn!" Not that gschmackig....
Back at Vienna I just wanted to have a fast drink together with nd but café bendl caught me... those coffee beans with sugar and rum made me awake again... elvis, the kurier-guy - now without his fest-der-pferde-press ID - sang us some songs, magic hannes wanted to make disappear a disco ball and the warm speckweckerl at 5 in the morning was a hit!

Sunday, November 06, 2005
notiz
disco
eisenstadt gewesen
blockflöte gespielt
witze
bendl - pendl - pendel?
koks
elvis
susi
presseausweis
pferdefestival
magic hannes
Saturday, November 05, 2005
larger than life

if you believe it or not... I WAS THERE...yesterday....at messezentrum where 5 someones formally known as backstreet boys rocked the show of the year!! Luisinovitch made it possible that I saw fat Nick suffering in the snow and that I went out of there completely pissed. But have to admit I really liked the new song...kind of rocked the tiny crowd...and it had a firecracker in the end...definitely the highlight of the show..or was it the snow?? And in fact I saw the mummy move! Thanks a lot, Luis.. you made all this happen!! and I have to thank god..and andi-records and my familiy, my fans, without you I would be nothing...
hm...am I sober again?
and if you ever lose your way out there...check out the most stylish wiaschtler of town!!! (I mean the Standl not the man!!!)

Friday, November 04, 2005
gangsta
now that's what I call gangsta style in Linz: http://ooe.orf.at/stories/68224/ and that's just SO austrian:
"...Die ersten zwei Tage habe ich erst einmal nur Leberkäse bekommen, den habe ich dann gegen Gurken und Nutella getauscht. ..."
Thursday, November 03, 2005
rechtspfotigkeit
jaja...ein tag an der uni. so fad und doch so lustig. ich schon wieder nichts programmiert, aber dafür ein super sexy flussdiagramm gezeichnet... also noch nich, aber mach ich dann... die pause vorhin war aber umso spannender.. eine wahnsinns wissenschaftliche diskussion mitgehört: über mäuselegasthenie.. jaja, ein typ hat tatsächlich die rechts- und linkspfotigkeit von mäusen über mehrere jahre hinweg untersucht. und dann noch obs bei mäuserichen oder bei mäusen häufiger vorkommt. und da soll man ernst bleiben. den damit zusammenhängenden witz, den der dann noch erzählt hat erspar ich euch...
hab auch schon eine gute tat vollbracht!!! meinem buddy kind erklärt, dass man beim augenbrauen zupfen lassen nicht unbedingt trinkgeld geben muss. das ist doch was..
grüße von den büchern,
eure punk-bitch
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
97% male

Today was a ... well just A day. I was working from 10 to 7 without a break. A little tiredness came to my mind, but I had to meet the indian guy salim and his sister shanaz and inge and gunther at 7stern bräu. next to me.... surprise surprise: Phillip.. from BWZ Uni.. Yes, right. P. Maderthaner. Then i spoilt my frittaten soup with too much tabasco, so it was too hot that i could eat it. damn. the soocer game was going on BEHIND me so i couldn't watch that either. ohhh. brügge won 3:2 anyway so forget about that.... but when i was walking home from the brewery i listened to david bustamante. one hell of a spanisch schnulzen singer and I felt like back then in isla cristina. I was floating on the street like a ship on the water.. fischi, can you remember you ballet classes ;-)
And I tried to do some surpressed intra-body dancing and walked on. wanted to chat up three lonely guys on the street because i thought if i invite them for a drink i have at least 15 minutes of discussion basis. one can exchange names, nationalities ( i bet they were spanish), studies, bitch about other people.. so 15 minutes of entertainment. but as i am a very risk averse person i kept on walking and thought about getting my 15 minutes entertainment at home from andi. I could even convice her to have a drink at chelsea. My actual favourite place for having a beer now. (does anybody know the name of the waiter??) And then the acutall intention of me writing a stupid blog entry happened. We entered Chelsea and there were 8 TV screens, but huge ones, and about 80 men. And i think 7 women watching the game... cool. so if you want to see a concentration of men go there!! there's no need to go there early, just the last 2 minutes of the game.. perfect!
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
uh? - part2
so, it's true. I'm coming to Linz. It'll be nice to catch up with everyone for that I don't forget how people look like.
(it happens so easily, u know!)
fall in linz

