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goodbye 2005

today martina invited me for a wild-walk experience to linzes house-mountain - GIS. Big brother Stefan was guiding the three of us through the woods.. and i really loved it! masses of snow, a sledge, a fight and a red face!

food production

that's basically everything I produced on this lovely thursday.... gnocchi dough, soup, christmas tiramisu, a bowl of dogfood for the odi and braten im ofen.... well, again I am guestioning my intentions for posting that stuff... probably because I've nothing else to tell at the moment, or I am trying to attract guys seeking for a cook because they just eat spinach all night long... hm.. anyways... I also bought myself a dirndl yesterday, so be prepared for my first public presentation of myself in OÖ tracht.. na servas!

24 - 7 christmas

made cookies, had three times "bescherung" on 24th and decorated the odi dog with wrapping... happy holidays this year! 

merry christmas everybody!!!!

 

from austria to the world

If anyone searches for a traditional austrian quote, there is a fine selection on wikiquote..

quite sad..

home

today was THE trip of my career as a Wien-Linz, Linz-Wien traveller. It took me and verena 5 hours (!!) to go from my flat in perfect vienna to my flat in good old OOE. It started with a storm in vienna. then snow was added to the storm. That made drivers in vienna go nuts and guertel was blocked. so I already had my lunch, my apple snapple, some sweets and five grey hair when I reached the highway after one hour. more snow, less speed for the next 2 hours.. a little bit pissed off from crawling down west verena and me decided to pause at landzeit in strengberg.. and decided to plan our next holidays there. although I'm not sure if we are welcome again, after the banana cake was dismissed... Fully motivated we kept on going for.. 4 minutes to face the next traffic jam.. ohhh..just 8km..nice... so leave highway go to B1.. We've seen EVERYTHING.. Haag, Heidershofen, Steyr, Samenberg.. verena kept on telling how nice the trees look and how beautiful the snow is.. and it WAS, really! We also decorated the car with a pink christmas bowl.. Next time I would drive down south.. in 5 hours I would see Italy..

Schuster, bleib bei deinen Leisten!

christoph war als Kind gscheid schirch und gehört jetzt zum "center of sexcellence", simone bekam die Rechnung ihres Lebens, Gabi musste zurück ins Haus Scheißling und Andi verlor die Kontrolle über die VGs! Ich hab Pizzabrot pantomimisch dargestellt und mein Fortgehleiberl ist immer noch Spitze! basta!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY "ND EL"!!! 

maschek maschek

well, actually this stuff can make me laugh those days... and some videos, which you all might know anyway.

Wo hand' denn unsere Speckweckerl?

Yesterday was a bit weird. During day I had so much coffeine that I freaked out in the middle of Billa. Pour Simone - she was with me. But at the next Station (Zielpunkt) she sobered me up within a second by buying 2 packages of "Premium high quality toilet paper with christmas figures on it" for 7 (!!!) euros! That's 100 öS!!!

After a long bendl-abstinence-time we met there yesterday evening with Verena, Teresa, Andi, Ben and others and after some shots the ultimative chick-chat was predetermined, topic: men, of course. the end of the story:

Verena needs a "snobby Jack Johnson",
Simone will find a "sensitive latino"
I would fit to a "ogschnualtn Kai Pflaume" or a "relaxed Michi Konsel"
and Teresa can choose between a "handsome Marcel Prawy" a "undisciplined Thomas Muster" and a "fresch Wolfgang Ambros".

We heard the ring-ring-song about 7 times until Teresa stood up and screamed: "Des Telefon homma ned bestöööd.. des woi ma ned!!!" and Verena is convinced that she'd be a perfect war leader! In the end we got the best Speckweckerl ever and left the battlefield happily!

What is going on

What is going on
Originally uploaded by martina melitta.

For ten minutes I've been trying to find a good text that fits to the picture, but all I can think off is irrelevant nonsense. I guess I just wanted to post a stupid picture. Those moments have threir own right.

bunny

bunny
Originally uploaded by martina melitta.

As seen on the latest channel frederator podcast: Hear a lonsome bunny sing.

test for vlog

test movie

...nice warm fire

WU library... IS GONE!!!
(university)

pinky and the brain

christmas time is all about pink balls, red noses, and a nice warm fire...

disco kugel für'n arsch

disco kugel für'n arsch
Originally uploaded by martina melitta.

No concert tomorrow, they cancelled. So don't you better not ask me how the gig was, cos there ain't none. Damn punks

good housekeeping I

nicked some of barbs links she has on her livejournal.. just too jummy!!

dr.pepper

do you know where your wieners are?

Frankwiches?
Mom! The gang's coming over for a sock-hop in the knotty-pine-paneled basement! Can you make those Benedictish Frankwiches again? You know, the ones that look like creamed tumor-balls? Oh, Mom, you're the absolute MOST.

the he-man favourite with 7-up

meat meat meat

peel-freeze ingredients for packing into this meat-box...

them americans.... jesus!

concert

concert
Originally uploaded by martina melitta.

Tomorrow I'm going to see him again. It'll be one enchanting evening.

The day after, ... the day after.

The day after, ... the day after.
Originally uploaded by martina melitta.

Can you have a second-day hangover? After the party on Saturday, I woke up yesterday, feeling happy and a bit tired. But today I set my alarm at eight and woke up 5 hours later with a headache that seeks company. I totally blame it on the half pint I nipped with Isabel yesterday afternoon. Nix da Reperaturseidl.

shangri-la shallalalaaa

Sunday evening is supposed the be the "holy day"... And I know now, why going out on sunday evening ain't good... first.. monday feels like sunday again... second.. you can't go out on monday.. third... i saw shangri-la and me ain't going back there!!
Some impression for the eyes and a new word for the austrians: nuttensprudel.. for drinks served in schnösipösi glasses.. the guy on the picture was the BEST booty shaker i've ever seen in my life.. hell yeah! Culo!

we are family

mum was here.... whooohoooo!! on saturday. we had a good time and I lost my tiredness after 3 hours walk in the city. good route for all future mum visits, parts of it tested twice by andi&maria and me&traudi: Belvedere Castle with christmas market, frozen lake and nice view // walk down to Schwarzenbergplatz//walk to Café Prückl, the coffee place with THE toiletts in town!! // Wollzeile into 1st district//see the beautiful yard next to the entrance of café alt wien:

keep on walking to judengasse and ruprechtskirche and all the old jewish places..

and THEN: crazy tourist action at stephansplatz on a sat afternoon.. forget that! walking up kohlmarkt// MQ// eating at ra'mien and finally going home!! nice, no?

I don't know why I'm telling you all that, but probably your mum comes one morning, after you had a crazy evening with andi and me and v. and a. and a taxi, the butcher cousins and café espresso after FREAKING out staring at my mobile for hours. rabbie shmouly couldn't help me and waiting is actually something we live for! and tonight... all I can say in Shangri-la! na servas....

Jefferson Starship

Jefferson Airplanes
Originally uploaded by martina melitta.

Don't you remember - we built this city on rock'n'roll!

Bill Thompson managed Jefferson Starship and now you go and listen to the song "we built this city on Rock'n'Roll" and you better scream and dance.

daddy cool

do it yourself... heute happy-porzellan-malen mit simone gemacht. zur nervenberuhigung. also wenn ich am 24. von einem golf-eierbecher erschlagen werde, dann war das mein "daddy cool". nachher noch lecker bulgogi gegessen, sushi-mann we love you! 

Roberto Blanco

Roberto Blanco
Originally uploaded by martina melitta.

"Ein bißchen Spaß muß sein, ..." yep, This head was made out of 649 plastic bags, Maija melted in her oven. And as you can imagine, all the fumes and toxic steams made her funny, so she started to paint it. And then, we found it and started a picture series. (But this is a different story)

best background picture III

Probably I win this competition!! At least something I can score in :-(

work on tuesday

shit, 8:30!
10:00
chrrrr... chrrrr.... uck, the security guy, idiot. just keep on walking to the tube...

chrrr....
chrrrr.... hi everyone!
yep, i'm doing that... chrrrr.....

call for you..... ah.. uhu... ok, can send that via e-mail.... ah, the sideburns and couldn't rescue andi... bad in there after 2:00 a.m. stand at the bar, talking and asking.. no, no, one more question left. yes.. friend doesn't want to leave. ok then, no...

is there any bread?.....

why is that stuff just not working... aha wakes up at 12:00, already 14:01... shit.

*singing klingendes österreich meldodie* chrrrr......

sorry, it's 14:15.

chrrrrr...

andi the christmas flute

our special WG entertainment center is currently rehearsing a cristmas "special". Tour dates will be available soon!!

towers of london

This article pretty much says it all; it's a cool band.

I found the proof!

sorry julia! the sexy look voting is gone, here's the proof for the crazy hyena:

the one on the right.....

best hintergrundbild II

that's what I call another very sexy hintergrundbild! julia - douze points!!!!

simone: I am still waiting for yours!! 

patentstreit

ok, this is only for my collegues of school and especially for my drawing class collegues... THIS thing.... hey!! 5 years ago we designed such things... did any of you guys make the big business out of that crap??

Raaaammmmteiiiinnn!!!

Snitched that from the vienna.metblogs.com ... but this is oh so sad!

WU-library, 17.00h

came here at 9.30. full of motivation. but my plan didn't work out again. Now it's 17.00h. In the meantime I've seen Britney's baby's first picture, I know that Verona Feldbusch hasn't paid the police surveillance for her wedding yet, I read that Michael Jackson had traces of cocain in his underpants and I looked at the smart comments written on my table. some samples:

"Am Ende ist der Tod."
"Ich denke was, was ich nicht brauche."
"Bitte die Fische nicht verdrücken."
"the eternal laugh"
"Scheiß Englisch"
"Where has insanity gone?"

hm.. sounds like people studying here are generally very happy!

This is enough. I am going home! besos!

layout

layout
Originally uploaded by martina melitta.

layouts laid out.

In case you were wondering what I'm doing the whole day. First I layout, then I analyse the layouts, then I layout the layout's analysis and then I design new layouts, according to the layout's analysis ... and In the end I'll layout the book in which the layouts together with a layouted analysis of the layouts will be shown, together with a layout of the formula with which it will be possible to predict the effect, these layouts have, in advance.

any questions?