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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

lunchbreak


lunchbreak
Originally uploaded by martina melitta.
The sun was shining for once and I just HAD to go out for a while. So I woke up Maija and dragged her to one of my favourite cafes in the whole of London.
Please notice the pig on top of the cupboard.

So, and now: Back to work!!!!

Justin - and the effect on my work quality.

In the past, people experienced how a lot of work turns me into an odd human being. I remember the time when Dominik fled from me, because after 12 hours in front of my mac I acted a bit weird in the kitchen.
Well, this time it's not that bad and there are still a couple of weeks before I hand in my project, but yesterday something made me go on alert! It was when Maija asked me why I keep playing Justin Timberlake the whole time?

Well, ... I guess it's because he's the only one that really understands me, .... when he is singing: Senorita, I feel for you! ...

lost in the factory

wow...getting lost in voest is crazy.... drove around for 15 min and couldn't find the way to the port. Then this foggy weather and NOBODY on the streets made me feel a little nervous. and I didn't have my mobile or a map with me... for a moment I thought I had seen Dementors sneaking around...

Monday, February 27, 2006

mädelsbrunch and rum-ta-ta-musiball

I am in the office trying to stay awake,thinking about how short this weekend was. Saturday was full of activities and sunday..hm... i stood up at 2 and went to bed at 8. a 5-hours-day, a very short holy day!!

The "Mädelsbrunch" was so cool... old friends, good food, a Elisa and lots of things to talk about. Chrisi invited the old-Stifter-chicks and so Ninschka, Süv + Elisa and me cruised to Bindermichl. We missed Fischi, Mone, Sarah who are in London, Berlin, bed but anyway we had the funniest time! THX CHRISI!!!!

Saturday evening I was special guest at the Musiball in Niederwaldkirchen:

there is something like a strange feeling crawling up your back when a whole hall stares at you when you enter. "Hod da Hackö leicht a dritts Mensch?" was the question of the evening.... how often do I have to go up there until I am accepted as one of them? I'll try again on Easter Sunday when the Feuerwehrball takes place. all I say is: uniforms, uniforms, uniforms....

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Last Night


Last Night
Originally uploaded by martina melitta.
We got ready for the party. I did not take my camera, because it was too big for my bag. I should get one of those crazy new telephones with a camera. Mine only has a torch!
So, I can only tell you about the half naked man with his tight stripy pants, the kinky straws I refused to drink from and the "gone off rock chick" which turned out to be a very lucky woman.
Later I went to a farewell party. It was a cool party with a proper DJ and a fog machine that took my breath away - literally. But at a farewell party someone always has to leave, which makes it a sad occasions after all.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Uh,


Uh,
Originally uploaded by martina melitta.
I'll let you know tomorrow how it was. Meanwhile you can guess what my fetish is.

Friday, February 24, 2006

chick flu

I AM ILL

sad enough, no need to write more. Came to Linz yesterday evening, watched Dirty Dancing 2 and woke up with a monster headache and 38,7C° fever. Well, one could blame it on the movie...
5 minutes ago I left bed for the first time today, except toilet breaks, and I feel like a tree trunk, wandering around. My legs don't exist and if you ask me if I could lift my leg 20 cm from the ground I will start laughing.. actually I can't laugh. well... My mum plans another environmental campaign for rescuing the cherry tree in the yard of our house in Linz. For those who know me longer I can just drop the line: "rettet die Pappel". yep.. her collegue in this exemplary mission, fr. berger, already sticked poems and a black ribbon onto the tree... one says "thanks for your blossoms"..pfff

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

noise

When the new neighbour above us started to drill with his drilling machine an hour ago- which must be a super-duper-pimped drilling machine with extra noise-amp - the glasses in our kitchen started to shiver and rattle. If wonder if this is normal...?
I am also a bit frightened that the ceiling comes down again...a bit??... actually I am scared to death because it becomes louder and louder and louder and louder each minute This time our toilet is save... the drilling comes from the room above mine... so, this could be my last blog-entry.... hmm...but if he really is cute, as Vetsch said, I wouldn't mind if he falls down right into my bed... hihi.
omg... now it's drilling and hammering noises...huh... Tobi would love it! Maybe I'll go upstairs and ask him if he sometimes "dee-jays" in rhiz...

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Andrés got caught by bulemieheidi


well, sometimes the you ask yourself the next day..." who the f*** is that??" Well, I met her on the toilet and Andrés is THE poser of the day!

knierzi - you've been kaiko-ed!!

Thank god the club changed it's name last year... otherwise it would be something like:
"Knierzi - you've been buddhad" - haha. poor joke, I know.

Ok. short resume:
some men are weird creatures, vetsch gave some milk, andrés goes korean, simo's bottom went crazy and Kniazi was there - HA! - Gotcha!!! Posted by Picasa

Monday, February 20, 2006

I've moved on.


I've moved on.
Originally uploaded by martina melitta.
After moving out of my old flat, I now proudly present my spacious new room. I like it.

liebe michi, lieber benni

today is a good day for me as a ski-fan..
2 gold medals and a lot of funny jokes from rober a.k.a "norwegerpulli" seger, jorge knaus und thomas-women race moderator". So michi dorfmeister said she took pictures from her collegues and thomas asked her if she's going to stick them into her - zitat- "poesiealbum"... So please send us some good lines, we can write her into the booklet if she asks us!!

Mr. Baer 2006

Wow... learned something new today..

"...Unser Club ist offen für alle die das haarige am Manne lieben. Egal ob er einen Bart (Bartmann) trägt, am Körper behaart ist (Bär), oder einfach nur auf Männer steht die im Gesicht und/oder am Körper Haare aufweisen können..."

I didn't know that there is something like a real fetish for hairy men...

can't post a link.... I nearly fainted, after klicking on one, innocent like an angel....
O:-)

veroooonika der lainz is da

Spring arrived on Sunday! Eva and me decided to hunt wild pigs in the forests of our beloved rolemodel Sissi... So first Eva attracted "die sau" with chestnuts and then I had the dangerous part of wrestling her down.. haha!! GOTCHA! just cooking gulasch now.. hmm.. lovely.. self-hunted stuff tastes best! Posted by Picasa

Sunday, February 19, 2006

compact head

little survey: is it a compliment or is it an insult if somebody says that you have a "Kompaktkopf"?

Just came home from very delicous breakfast at Cafe Merkur with cat-tormentor Luisi. Business-Vetschi joined us and we went to Donaukanal. Bench-sitting, SanMiguel-drinking, Lomo-shooting and sun bathing... easy like sunday morning!

"Kompaktkopf" is especially sweet if you know what it actually is. Google finds this:


Erster Kompaktkopf. Der Kopf ging direkt in den

Kalkbehälter über, hatte Gaseinspeisung

und Überdruckventil integriert.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

spartan, it's time for gold

Am I the new target group of marketeers all around europe? During the last days my TV consumation is reduced to 17 x 3 min. Always during Olympia Tagesübersicht, 7x14 km Verfolgung der Herren, Großschanze and Biathlon 4x10km Staffel, and so on. So non sportive program is rare and always trying to sell something to you. Lately I found out that Rocher-Howard is quite a nice guy and Andrea is sitting in her room, looking out of the window. Desperately waiting for ferrero rocher to fall down from the sky.. 'coz that would mean that Howard's gonna be here soon... And me? Well I am waiting for Spartan...

c'est la langue de l'amour

esperanto again! pero Vetsch speaks el espanol more and more and better and better. Bueno. This evening started at 7:30 post meridien in front of the opera. We met our spanisch friend Andrés there.. Hola! and then hansi lang, thomas rabitsch y i-wolf - Wolfgang Schloegl where waiting for us at birdland to present the famous "Slow Club" to us.. man, what a voice!! It sometimes snows in April.. THE best kissing scene ever via video beamer.. weauuuuuu!! we were a little bit groovin', you know.. little shoulder action an head nodding.. andrés was listening. did he like it? i dunno....
so my boss told me to say hello to hansi lang and it took him about 20 minutes to change and come out.. but There I was like a fösn...bla bla rharbaber rharbaber.. blush, turn around, RUN!!
afterwards: decision de la jefa: café bendl.. our dearest readers already know that this place is another cave to feel good in.. After my room.. which is the MASTER CAVE! you should see it when i live in there.. but you never will... it's a secret! well bendl was great again.. action, frankfurter, toast, koks and good music.. Andrés loved it and told us that this was the best day in his life... is that a good thing? vetsch found out that "der hot an haufn klagöd"... well.. great evening in vienna! and i feel that spring is coming! i'm telling you!
and by the way... would you start a massage at your girlfriend's back, just because hansi lang is singing "love letters" .... brrrriiiiiha! Tomorrow we need to check how many kunterling moved in into our house yesterday, after we got the prove from Dr.vetscho that they are cute... ok..
man fragt sich : Wohnt der Mann denn auf dem Mond auch schön. Hat er genau wie wir ne Mondscheinbraut, für die sich lohnt daß man ein Häuschen baut.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

no teenies allowed

WEG MIT DEN JUNGEN!

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

yesterday nous hablamos "esperanto"













una noche con Andrés, muchos Knödel, Rioja and some spanish songs...
Andrés was our guest/gast/invitado and "es hat ihn sehr gefreut, hier zu sein", as his tante told him to sagen. hihi.
It might be that he didn't like the Sauerkraut, mais la "Bomba de pommes" le gusta mucho. Hasta friday, Andrés Hernández Lahóz / Andreas Herman die Sichel!!!! Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

ouch!

uuuuuuuuuu

that hurts...

the useless day...


While everyone is walking next to me on the streets with a bunch of flowers -
I carry a sixpack of beer!

And I drink to you, my friend, Dr. love!

Monday, February 13, 2006

Vokabel Häfft

geez... children nowadays really need a lot of colour, dumb comic characters and crazy names stuffed up their ass to study.... Revising vocabulary isn't that exciting, especially when you don't want to learn the language.. BUT
I am 22 years old and I really don't want to sit at university with my "grown up" collegues and write the super sophisticated translation of words like "knee", "milk" and "evil mother in law" into a vocabulary book which is full with "Brot & Schwein"...

pffff...


those two freaks are "spanish style" Brot & Schwein.... stupid!!

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Es sats ois scheissn!

The weather sucks and I got kicked out of my flat.

konkurrenz-kaos-aniversario




















#1: nd, simo & me
#2 & 3: andi staring at lolita's best friends...
#4: ...and I am disturbing the view
#5: simo mode
#6: simo dancing like crazy....
#7: shy nd
#8: after shots and shots and shots
#9: posing Posted by Picasa

Saturday, February 11, 2006

I need rum, honey!!!

one can count a lot of shit and one can do a lot of shit when the motivation sucks. En la casa Blindencalle nada pasa and that's why I started an extensive internet research about a special honey-rum from spain... I was so bored and obsessed to find where one can buy it in Vienna that I even called Meinl am Graben. and guess what.. they don't sell it... SAFTLADEN!!!!
what else have I done today... yes... I started to build up a proper treasury of words with my new spanish vocabulary software. Shouting words at Gloria, my virtual teacher, who is very strict.
wow... what a blog-post... sorry for not having more to share... :(

Friday, February 10, 2006

YO ME AUMOCH

:: the DJ ::


::Mutti::

two reasons.. why the "villa cabrio" in viennas 10th district should DEFINITELY be visited!!!

WE ARE SO GOING THERE, I CAN'T TELL YOU!!

check out the picture gallery.... muahahahahaha

nada?

bueno.. nada pasa.. en la casa. Somehow there's nothing worth writing happening at the moment.. basically I wake up everyday and count days. and weeks and months. One can count a lot of shit. Days since I left spain. Hours I slept this night. Movies and talk shows I watched bevor I fell asleep. Numbers (especially when I desperately search for a toilet somewhere between the plaza de flores and our flat). Months until August. Well, but not even this tremendously exciting job makes it easier to provide you, my dear readers, a story to remember. But, weekend is approaching and I am celebrating the anniversary of our "prolo" discoteca kaos en isla cristina on Saturday. So watch out for me and andi wearing zebra skirts and buffalo boots while we are shaking our god damn culo in some substitute disco in Vienna!!

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

winter's back?

ha... very funny... when driving to work today in the morning I heard 3 different radio stations say that "the winter is back"..pfff.... as if it was warm the last days, as if the sun was shining and warming our hearts.
My weekend was more or less clouded by my after-holiday-depression. But Persian food at the restaurant Hafes was delicious...until two chicas started belly dancing. So far so good... but when they started to ask the guests for a dance it was the first time I saw a really unrelaxed Schorschi ...hihi... a frozen smile on his face and one tschik after the other... simone and me talked "rhabarber" and everyone was relieved when the sexy lady (Zitat Simone: "die ruiniert di in da Hapfn") disappeared...
Now I am sitting at work... bored to hell... wanna be somewhere else.... guess where....

Sunday, February 05, 2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CELINE


HAPPY BIRTHDAY CELINE
Originally uploaded by martina melitta.

Surfbird


Surfbird
Originally uploaded by martina melitta.
Please notice how the duck is leaning backwards to get the right drift.

!más!


#1: fish auction in the "lonja" from isla.. the ships dock on - fish, octupus, gambas into the boxes, then on the conveyer, and buy it by pressing the buzzer... soooo cool!!
#2: morena, lorenzo, miguel, rubia
#3: loro, nascio, juaní, rubia y morena .. leider abgeschnitten.. damn!
#4: fishy, fishy..
#5: jésus... hahahaha!
#6: nascio y lorenzo
#7: tintenspatzen
#8: pescadores y las chicas
#9: ayyy!!!! guapa de ayamonte Posted by Picasa

AY AMOR...

#1: senora andrea a la playa
#2: yo
#3: la morena y la rubia.. die dunkle und blondie
#4: sunrise, sunrise, looks like morning your eyes..
#5: arco iris - se most beautiful double rainbow... shining out of the sea over isla! ... i rea glei!
#6: sunset after the thunderstorm on sat. welcome sunny weather!
#7: "THE" view
#8: posing periculoso pescador
#9: a golden tear for isla cristina Posted by Picasa

Friday, February 03, 2006

dull weather


dull weather
Originally uploaded by martina melitta.
On my way home from a lovely breakfast with Michaela I saw this lonely bird, looking at its reflection in the water,probably thinking: How the hell did I end up in this dump.

nos gusta el sol

Thursday, February 02, 2006

tutorial day


tutorial day
Originally uploaded by martina melitta.
After being a quiet observer of Trond's tutorial (It's true, I'd use any excuse to get out of the house) I cooked dinner for Maija, (No more mashed potatoes Marge!)

In the evening a friend of mine was dj-ing and I came across a dj-battle - I guess it was the first I've seen, but I couldn't understand a word anyway.